The Valley
Will You Maui Me?
Season 2
Episode 12
Editor’s rating
We have watched kriste doute navigate the most heinous Relationships Imaginable SINCE 2013 – Finally, We Get to See Her Find Happiness.
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“Cheers to Friendship!” Nia toasts as the cast has the first dinner in hawaii, a truly hilarious thing for the cast of The Valleyof all people, to be toasting. ITHEMID THIS TOAS THAT NIA SUMMARIZES Janet’s Apology for Screaming at Her Last Week to Kristen, Who’s Wondering Where Her Apology is. At the Same Time, Jason Asks Aaron IfkWard Being Here With His Girlfryen’s Ex-Husband. When Jason Suggets Jesse Has Made Positive Strides, Michelle Quickly Assures Him That’s Only Gotten Worsse. To Friendship!
While the rest of the table leaves to check out Zack’s Presidential Suite, Jessse Asks Aaron to Hang Back so they can talk. I feel like I’m Watching a horror movie and yelling at the screen as the protagonist walks directly into the killer’s raft. At Least the Presence of the Camera Crew Should Ensure Aaron’s Safety… Somewhat. The first order of Business is jesse confronting aaron for posting Photos of His Daughter’s Day – Do Totally Valid Complaint. Aaron Completely Understands and Says and Posted with Thinking and Toon Down and Realized The Date.
But the Real Thing Jesse Clearly Wants to Get Into is His Next Question: Did Aaron and Michelle’s Relationship Ever Cross the Line while they were Still Maried? Naturally, Aaron Says No. But come on, in what world Wauld he be Saying anything Other than no? Did jesse actually expect that he’d get aaron to admit an affair while the three of say all traped together on a group trip in hawaii? To be clear, have no reason to doubt aaron wey hes there was no funny business, especilantly Because he transparently maps all of the communication they have during the Mariage. But i don’t think he could have said anything to Change Jesse’s Mind, Which is Already Made Up, so That Who Conversation Feels Redundant.
Nononeheless, Jesse Hopes A Step Toward Building A Manageable Foundation, and a More Amicaable Conversation they have the next day over shaved ice promising. Jesse wants Aaron to Respect Him as Isabella’s Father, but Aaron Reminds Him that Respect is a Two-Way Street. “I will do my part, as a promise to you, to not be calling her a lying, cheating whore,” Jesse Says, which highlights a tear of what’s work with this situation. While IT MAKES SOME SENSE THAT HAVE AN EASIER TIME FIXING HIS RELATISHIP WITH AARON Over Michelle, there are some misogynistic undertones I don’t like it coma to what is warty of respectct. Actually, overtones. Why is aaron the one he’s making this promise to and not Michelle, who is the mother of his kid? At what point does thumbs just hire a Professional Couples Therapist (Preferby Dr. Orna Guralnik From Couples Therapy) to host the reunion?
But let’s pivot from the end of one marriage to the beginning of another – that is if luke is able to get his shit together. In the lead-up to his big proposal, and in the midst of his grandmother dying, he’s been understandably on the fritz a bit. We see a flashback of Him Storming out of the hotel with pants on and sorting wasabi on a dare, but danny feels confident he going to pull it to a seamless proposal, at least if he’s able kriste to shower. The problem with planning to propose on a fishering is that that it thinks it’ll be gross and filled with “Fish guts,” so she’s adamant that she dosesn’t have to shower or dress.
In what can only be interpreted as a good omen, nor they board the fisting boat, They Spot Two Stingrays Having Sex. But Despite This Clear Sign From God, The Lead-Up to the Proposal DOESN’T NECESTARILY Go off with a hitch. Kristen Doesn’t Want to Take Photos, Saying She Feels Disgusting Given the Humity, and As Finally Gives in and Fixes Her Makeup, She’s Sitting on the Ring in Luke’s Bag. Its like Watching a Farce. Finally, they’re aBle to wrangle kriste to the deck, Luke Grabs the Ring, and as she loooks for dolphins in the water, he gets down on one kee beened her.
But she’s so excited by these fake dolphins that she won’t turn around. Finally, when he tells her to look, she says, “What the fuck? Sorry for saying ‘fuck,’ are you being serious now?” Its beautiful. We have Been Watching Kristen doute on Our Screens Since 2013, Often Navigating Some of the Most Heinous Relationships Imaginable. We have seen her go through hell. Dating Tom Sandoval, Cheating on Tom Sandoval With Jax while Watching DrivePicking up Her Mail from Tom Sandoval’s Apartment in a Green Cocktail Dress, Dating James Kennedy, Punching James Kennedy at Scheana’s Wedding… The List Goes On and On. But finally, after all these trials and tribulations, we get to see her find happiness.
AS THAT’S HAPPENING, ZACK IS HARD AT WORK SWAPPING The Rooms to Give the Newly Engaged Couple HIS Presidential, which Means Has to Break the News to Jesse. Jesse Tries and Fails to Order a Thousand Hibiscus Flowers to the Room to Surprise I say; Meanwhile, Brittany Wants to Order Shots Via Room Service. She’s a Queen. She’s Also Upset That She Wasn’t Clue in to All the Festivities, which is fair given that she’s one of kristen’s closest Friends, as we can tell on that Shot Order. Zack probably Also Could have ussed the extra help. Ins house, he’s relaying on a tiny Woman who works at the hyatt to help the festivities. She’s exactly half his size and polytely declines whe he koss her if they can do a shot together. Bravo should promote her to the main cast.
When the Word Spreads to Janet, she decides that it’d be awkward for her to show up to kristen’s parties gioven that they’re fighting, SO ops to just skip it. It ‘Really Matree, Reasonable Behavior, Especialy for This Show, and Zack’s Thrilled to Have to Manage This Dilemma. That being said, i will think janet takes it further than she needs to saying she’s going to just bail on the rest of the trip – that seems excesses and, if anything, roof be viewed as an offense. I Think Skipping JUST TONIGHT AND GIVING KRIST HER SPACE TO CELEBRATE COULD Ultimately Come Across As an Olive Branch of Sorts; anything more could be used against ha.
So with Janet and Jason off to Dinner by Themselves, the REST of the Cast Gathers in Someone’s Hotel Room (Zack Switching Has Made with Lose Bearings) and Puts on their t-shirts with Kristen and Lukes on saying. How full circle is this? AFTER WATCHING KRIST LAUNCH HER JAMES MAE LINE OF GRAPHIC TEES ALL THose years ago, here we are.
AFTER THE COUPLE IS GREEDED BY THEIR FRIENDS, THEY ASK IF IF COULD REFRAIN FROM POSSING ON SOCIAL MEDIA SINCE THEY HAVEN’T TOLD THEIR FAMILY YET. The inclusion of this request in the edit made with the worry that someone will end up acidentally breaking this rule, which would be sad for say but to great television. To be fair, a couple shots in and it is very easy to post a selfie forgetting that kriste and luke are on your shirt…
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