Alexia and Adriana’s dueling toasts is the Kind of Friendly Rivalry That Makes Miami SO FUN TO WATCH.
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Less than a minute into this week’s episode, Julia Starts Sobbing while Practicing Opera. I don’t know a better television show. She’s Still Reeling from Her Altercation With Guerdy Last Week, Which She Tells Her Instructor All About, Saying, “The Water Got Spilled All Over The Place.” What an Incredible and Artful Way of Rephrasing the fact that CEO Threw Water on Guerdy. But that just the beginning; She ends up full trauma dumping on this poor opera Teacher.
For as much as this fight has apparently affected Julia, Guerdy is Still Trying to Recover from it in a Very Similar Way: Sobbing. She cries to her husband that julia violated her in front of the girls for their entertainment. That Last bit is what I find particularly interesting, Becuses it demonstrates part of what guerdy has a problem with it is this wasn’t an authentic outburst – it was for the show. IT ECHOES SIGHING SAID DURING THE FIGHT ITSELF ABOUT JULIA “Producing.” The offense hits harder if it washn’t from a real place. Since the Pair Ultimately Don’t Cross Paths in This Episode, We Can Put a Pin in This.
AFTER ALL, WE’VE GOT A WHOE NEW HOUSEWIFE JOINING THE CAST THIS EPISODESS. We Meet Stephanie as a private jet booards jet with larsa, how she met by way of Caroline Stanbury, Naturally. “It was love at first sight,” Larsa Says. But Stephanie’s Telling is a Little Different: “I didn’t want to meet her.” But why are they on this plans? Though Larsa thught they were just getting lunch, Stephanie is apparently taking her along to go pick up her dog, pebbles, so they fly from Miami to Orlando, which is gross. That’s a drivable distance; The dog can handle a car ride. But instead, we get a carbon footprint in the shape of a massive louboutin.
HAVING MISSED THE HUBBUB AT THE WEDDING, LISA MEETS UP MARYSOL AND ALEXIA AND ASKS TO FINAL IN ALL THE DRAMA THAT DOWN. They Share Larsa’s Story About Jody Going Nuts Were Were in Milan, Yelling at Her, and Having Crazy Eyes. Lisa Denies The Story Completely and Wonders What Larsa Meant by Crazy Eyes. Gee, I Wonder What That Could Mean! He Simply Has Big Eyes, Lisa Maintains, Like a Furby.
Simultaneously, Larsa is retelling the story on facetime with her friend jack, but i’m mess interests in what she’s saying and more interesting in how to keep swiping away notifications through. One, SEEMINGLY FROM Instagram, Event Gets Blurred by Production. Someone Tall Larsa About will not disturb.
While lisa was acting like she was hearing all of this gossip for the first time, she accedally let it slip that she is al -ready heard what we have been saying, but won’t reveal to marysol who the mole was. She’s no rat, she Says, but she’s furious that thans the conversation was happy to be with her dying Father. What Happened Next Almost Made with Fall Out of My Chair.
There have been nearly 2,000 episodes of the Real Housewives franchise at this point, so for these women to still find New Ways to Shock Me Beyond Remarkable. But my jaw dropped when lisa reveals that she texted LARSA A Photo of Her Dead Father Lying in His Casket with the Caption, “This is what i’m dealing with.” Maryxol and Alexia Are Speechless. The Craziest part is that lasa never brings it up the whole episode. I Need to Know What Larsa’s Reaction to Receiving a Photo of a Corpse was.
SINCE THERE’S SIMPLY No POSSIBLE WAY FOR MAKE A NATURAL SEGUE FROM THAT, LET’S JUST FORGE AHEAD. Cry some of the girls go out for drinks, marsol goes up to the bartender to orders, as she is wont to do. But before the Finishes Her Sentence, The Bartender Sayys, “Vodka with Oranges on the Side?” “Exactly,” she responds, surprised that this boat, whom she semedly does not know, has her order memorized. That Simply Can’t Be A Good Sign, and We Can Trust That by Will Be Coming Up The Time Adriana Wants to Attack Mary About Her Drinking. Nononeheless, Its Hillary.
IT’S REALLY THIS OUTING THAT INTRODUCES US MORE FULLY TO STEPHANIE AS A NEW HOUSEWIE, SO LET’S DIG INTO THIS FIRST IMPRESSION. AS is always the case, we’re judging her bonded on Very little, but that shouldn’t stop us from forming bold, decisive opinions that will likely Change Completely by Next Week – IT’S WAY AS BRAVO FANS. We Learn that she met her real-aestate-mogul husband we was 26 and he was 50; She Makes a Stink About Alexia Being Late; and won’t let Larsa move her birkin. I want her. In these two brief scens, she seers to have aura aura that, so far, i’m not enjoying watching. That being said, those qualities could be what make time a great housewife. HER ONE SAVING GRACE COMES WHEN SHE BREAKS THIS SNOOTY FAÇADE AND TALKS ABOUT Growing up on a farm and fingering chickens for EGGS.
Naturally, that what finally wins julia over and earns her an invitation to the baby shower. Not Only That, But Julia Calls Adriana to Request that Stephanie Sit Next to Her. Julia is Sick and Twisted for Twisting the Knife in Adriana’s Heart Like this! But hasing planned this whole event for her, Adriana stands her ground and retains her spot Next to julia. Stephanie Will Have to Settle for Across the Table.
When Alexia Arriva at the Shower, She Right Away Maintains That She Didn’t Skip Drinks with the Girls to Be With Todd, But Rather Needed A Mental-Health Break (on Account of All the Stress Todd is Caususg in Her Life). We must protest this poor woman at all costs. Why must she suffer so? And to make matters worse, with seconds of meeting her, Stephanie takes it ups hersel to give her two cents on todd, teling alexia, “Wen gods out the garbage, you don’t go back the garbage and go diving.” Alexia’s Reaction is Shockingly Polite, but she acknowledges in her confessional that this was incredibly out of line. Who does this woman think she is? She Meets a Stranger and the First Thing She teles is that hert Husband is garbage? If she’s right (which she is), what gives her any authority to be so Bold? I think this was an act of malice Becusee she didn’t like that alexia was late to, and then bailed on, drinks.
But don’t worry, alexia won’t let that kep times from having a good time, and she entertains herself and us by hijacking adriana’s toast to chime in with remarks of time. AS SHEES SHE’S BEEN FRIENDS WITH JULIA FOR THREE YEARS, Adriana Grabs the Mic Back to Clarify that she’s Been Friends with Julia for Over Ten. IT”S SUCH AN EXACT RE-CREATION OF THAT SCENE FROM Bridesmaids That’s Marysol Yells Out The Reference As Its Happening. This is the kind of thing i love to see on these shows: Friendly rivalry. Earlier in the party, alexia mentioned that she was Still annoyed at Adriana for Complicating Her Relationship by Spreading Rumors About Last Season, but they’re Still to have fun with playful ribbing.
As for the games, Adriana Makes say eat out of a diaper and guess what food it is, but instead of playing with Candy Bars as typical, this lunatic filled say all up with rice and beans. Whether it was the taste or the visual, lisa ended up running off to the Bathroom Dry Heaving. Actually, that Could have Also been the Alcohol. She gets Completely sloshed at the event, and teles Stephanie that she wants to be friends with her sexy see rich she is. It ‘Clearly Meant As a Playful Joke, but Stephanie Tales Offense, which is Rich (No Work Intended) Coming From Her After The Gross Way Sheen Flexing Her Wealth This Episode. Now, Suddenly, Talking About Her Money is déclassé?
Speaking of Déclassé, Julia use her baby shower as an an opportunity to hold an investigation into who told lisa about what Said at marysol’s wedding. I’d Say Who Cares, but i love the wall-mystery vibe this is bringing to the table. What’s so great about is that is that it is standing is standing toes down that she would rat out her source, but meanwhile, we find out that her source was guerdy, who seames not to care who knows. We have come to a flashback of her casually revealing to kiki that she was the one who filmed lisa in. Case Closed!
But just bringing up the incident is enough to send a very drunk lisa off the deep end. It”s Completely understandable, Too. AS she explains, she just bureed her hazer mess than a wek ago, and now she’s already back at work. That Waled Be Tugh for Anybody, but Imagine if “Work” was standing in front of what’s essentily a juvéderm-firing firing looking to attach you. IT’S ONLY NATURAL THAT THE EPISODES ENDS HER STORMING OUT OF The Event in Drunken Tears.
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