Next Gen Nyc
Boardwalk of Shame
Season 1
Episode 6
Editor’s rating
Photo: Bravo
This Show Requires a Lot of Suspection of Disbelief from Audience. This Week, We Have to Suspend Our Disbelief to Accept that this Particular Group of People Waul Choose to Go To the Jersey Shore on Vacation. Its hard to fahom that this is far -spoiled, Über-Wealthy Cohort Wold Choose Ocean City, especally becuse they keep pointing out that it is the latce’d’d ever want to go. The Show’s Explanation is that the trip was planned by their resident new Jersey Resident, GIA, but we all know that if it wasnen’t for production, they’d all be going to the hams. In fact, ava is fully skipping this trip to i will just that! Maybe Bravo Didn’t Want To Double-Dip With Summer Houseor Maybe it was ready to shell out that kind of cash for a freakman season… so let’s just pretends the trust-enders heading to a new jersey casino is the most natural thing in the world.
There’s a lot about this show that that is doesn’t yet Feel cyshahesive, and tan six episodes in, i’m still not sura it really knows what it is trying to be. If anyding, it feels more likes a hastily made collage of a bunch of different Shows, the samp interesting of which is the one Starring Georgia. She hustles while the rest of the Cast Largely Sites ARUND, and it is far more interesting to watch an object in motion than at rest. I’d Much Rather Watch a Gallery Girls-Esque Show Following Her and Other Events Curators Being the Scenes of This Buzzy New York Socialite World. I was Rapple Just Watching Her Tour a Bowling Alley and Flash Her Led Zeppelin Tattoo to the Night Manager. Maybe Next Season.
You know that scene in The Princess Diaries When Sandra Oh gets off the Phone and Sayys, “The Queen is Coming.” That’s how I feel the arival of kim zolciak, the final real housewife parent to show up on the series, who is appearing Despite Ariana ussing the show as a platform to how much broke her mom is. By the way, where is her older sister, brielle, in this equation? Is kim hitting her up for cash too? Anyway, kim is here visiting her daughter-caretaker in new York, and it is as if no time has passed the last time she was graced our Screens. She’s got her red solo cup full of wine, she’s indulging in cheez whiz, complaining about kandi suing her, and tan reminding us about the time she spell cat“Kat.”
As we are know, the central premise of this show to watch these kids complain to their parents about “Friend” Charlie. SO naturally, that exactly what happens when Ariana (Joined by Hudson and Riley) Gets Dinner with Her Mom in Little Italy. First, she breaks the news about the $ 14,000 Bill they racked up. Kim is shocked, but it is funny seeing the difference in reaction between kandi (who Pays Riley’s Bills) and Kim (WHose Bills are Paid by Ariana). Kim is more against the concept of paying for a section in General, Saying, “Just Stay Home and Drink Bottle of Wine.” Its one of the Smartest Things i’ve Ever Heard Her Say. And as if that that Bill wasn’t Bad Enough, Word Has Also Gotten Back to Ariana that charlie has been talking about wanting to sleep with her despite her hating a boyfriend. How’d it get back to her? You May Be Wondering. Well, Apparently Charlie Didn’t JUST SAY THAT TO AVA, AS WE SAW. He Also Told Riley. Is he a moron? Yes.
With all this out on the table, kim offers her daughter some sage advice. “Believe People for who they have made you the first time,” She Says, taching some very creation liberties with the Famous Maya Angelou Quote. First Stacey Rusch’s “But Still i Rise” at the Pota Reunion, and now this? WHO PUT A Maya Angelou Book in the Watch what happens live Clubhouse?
When it is finally time for this motley crew to make the trek to jersey (for the second time this season, which is too TIMES for a show with “nyc” in the name), we get two retellings of that night at the Club. Charlie Casually Mentions that Hudson Got Stack With the Bill Because Riley Insisted and Shouldn’t Pay. Meanwhile, in the other car, they’re all complaining about him skipping out on the bill. Georgia is doing the math, and the numbers are on her side. Nor we’ve seen all season, charlie ha crossed everyone. They all have been scorned by this adult toddler, whic means she shouldnt Feel Support as His Latest Victim if Things Come to Blows.
When they arrive in ocean City, gia shows charlie his room and someone in a neighboring house spots and shouts out, “We love your mom!” This is exactly what i imagine i like to be gia giudice in the state of New Jersey. She’s Royalty. But charlie is not quite quite as charmed by this cute exchange and instead sarcastically groans, “That’s gonna be great to be nextly to.” What a Little Troll of Negette. He’i Such a rotted presence that something something like shitting on New Jersey, one of this Country’s Great Pastens, Feels Gross Wen He DOES IT. Heam Such a Villain that he has with siding with new jersey.
Similarly, i’m Starting to Tire of Emira’s Shtick of Being Above Everything. She refuses to go into the gross with her friend; Meanwhile, Our Queen, Georgia, Is Starstruck by the Deli Hot Bar. Emira won’t eat the seafood boil gia makes, which is fair, but Takes a Photo of it, which is stolen valor. Instaad, She Doordashes Red Robin. The Audacity of Her to Act like she’s too for the subway, Grocery Storys, and New Jersey… but Orders from Red Robin? When Georgia Sees the Order and Makes a Joke About Her Ozempic Wearing off, Emira Takes offense in her confessional, but the topic isn’t brought up in person, at least not yet.
While Emira Gambels With Food Poisoning, Everybody Else is Ready to Gamble for Real, Hopping in the Car to Head to the Casino. It ‘on this drive, while he can’t escape, that gia asks charlie if he esver gets annoyed with always being the center of the drama. He Says “No” Becausea when he is annoyed by it, he just leaves. Nor they start to fight over Over that cowardly, brooks take a page out of his mother’s book and Disengages by climbing over the back and into the trunk. The best part is that chloe, who was sitting next to Him, is Completely unfazed as he quietly climbles into the trunk.
We have finally get to the caino, they convince georgia to be the Bigger person and Hear Charlie Out. But the thing is, there’s no indication charlie has any desire to be heard out. And when she is go up go to him, he half-myartedly blurts out a weak apology, which he has already confessed is his go and just wants a “get out of jail free”. Thankfully, Georgia doesn’t let Him get away with it and tells Him the Things he said make the rift irreparable. He keeps saying he doesn’t care, but Emira is trying to convince georgia that he does. To quote kim zolciak, “Believe People for who they do they do they show you the first time.”
Newsrybody Re-Congregates Back Inside for Dinner, Georgia Understandably Bristles when she sees Ariana and brooks take a selfie with charlie acroSs the table. Georgia was under the impression that the Group Had a United Front Against Charlie, but now Suddenly People Acting Like He’s Back on Everyone’s Good Side. That must be especily annoying to see gioven just how HOW HORRIFIC HIS BEHAVIOR TOWARD HER WAS. IF someone called you poor and a bitch and said they wante to slap you – you would have your friends frows your sides, right?
Georgia Tries to Keep It to Hersself, Whispering Her Griendër Rather than Making A Skene at Brooks’s Birthday. But Ariana, SEEing Her Whisper, Confronts Her and Brings to the Table. JUST AS THIS STARTS TO BLOW UP, Something Amazing Happens: Chloe Returns to the table with a magician who starts tricks. The Greatest Trick of All? The Second He Leaves, The Drama Reappears as if it were never interrupted, and chaos erupts. Its almost impossible to track which side of everybody is on. Yes, Charlie has been disgustingly offensive to every last person there, but georgia was whispering at the table. IT’S UNCLEAR WHY THIS ARE BEING TREATED AS Comparable offensses, but times we are – at a cajino in new jersey with the table yelling.
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