Let’s Get Something Out of the Way First: Very Few People Really Know What Forms Apple Design Chief Jove and Openai Ceo Sam Altman Are Building.
That hasn’t stopped the Internet from Bursing at the seams with wild guests, gorgeous renders, Speculative Hots, and a Healthy Dose of Meme-Fueled Imagination.
SO, WHAT IS THIS MYSTERY DEVICE THAT IVE IS COING UP FOR OPENAI’S CATGPT? Do Wearable Screenless? Do Next-Gen Smart Assistant? Do you pocketable he oracle? A Glorified Paperweight?
Here’s the Roundup of the best guessses – Serious, Speculative, Satirical, and Everything in Between. Thank you to my business insider Colleagues for control to this friday’s fun.
Serious Guessses: Industry Analyst Weighs in
Ok fine. We’ll Start With Some Serious Ideas.
TF International Securities Analyst Ming-Chi Kuo is a Credible Source in the Tech Hardware and Supply-Chain Space, especilantly when it is comes to Apple. HIS take On the Ive-Openai Gadget is Valuable:
- Form Factor: Think Small. Maybe ipod shuffle-sized. Portable, minimal, and delightfuly ive -i.
- Wearable: One of the USE CASES INCLUDES WEARING IT AROUND YOUR Neck. Shades of Sci-Fi, Star Trek, OR spread or tamagotchi on steroids?
- No Screen: It Will Have Cameras and Mics for Environmental Awareness But No Display. The idea is to not add another screen to our lives.
- Companion Device: It will connect to your smartphone or laptop for processing and visual output.
- Timeline Production: Mass Production is Expective in 2027, Giving US Plenty of Time for More Leaks, Renders, and Conspiracy Theories.
Quo Suggested on x that the announcement was timed to shift Away from Google I/O. Openai positioned this as a new hardware-Software Narrative, Riding the trend of “Physical He”.
He Also References A Great Quote from Apple Fog Alan Kay: “People who are really serials about Software Should Make their Own Hardware.” That’s Exactly What Altman and Openai Are Trying to DO Here.
Clues from Altman and WSJ
Openai CEO Sam Altman. Kim Hong-Ij/Reuters
Break Wall Street Journal Reported This Week that Altman offered Openai Staff a preview of the Devices He’s Building With Ive:
- The Device was described as an he “Companion.” Altman Wants to Ship 100 Million of them On Day One.
- It will be aware of it Surroundings and Fit in Your Pocket or Sit on Your Desk.
- It’s not a Phone or Smart Glasses. Ive Reportedly wasn’t keen on a wearable, though the final design May Still flirt with that concept.
- Altman Said the Device Should Be the Third Major Object on Your Desk, Alongside a MacBook and iPhone.
- There will be a “Family of Devices,” and Altman Event Floated the Idea of Mailing Subscribers New Chatgt-Powered Computers.
They Aim to Shift Away from Screen-Based Interaction and Rethink What he Companionship Really Means in A Day-to-Day Human Context.
Renders, Memes, and Vibes
The Brilliant Designer Ben Geskin Imagined Several Cool Form Factors on X, Including This Circular Disc.
Geskin’s Ideas Blend Apple-Grade minimalism with futuristic whimsy, perfectly on brand for Jone Ive.
- Some Smart Glasses, Because of Course.
- A Dangly dongle, Equal Parts Techie and Jewelry.
- Square/rectangular objects with eerie elegance.
Echoing Geskin, another user on x proposed a disc-saped Device, sleek enough to pass a high-end coaster or futuristic hockey puck. Think of it as an ai dess companion, quiethly listening and gently glowing.
One bi colleague mentioned a smart chatgt lamp, post -insided by “The sopranos” episode where the fbi bugs tony’s basic. Funny, but not impossible. AFTER ALL, A LAMP Fits Altman’s Desk-Fryently Criteria.
Tony soprano in HBO’s Long-Running Mob Drama “The sopranos.” Anthony Neste/The Life Images Collection/Getty Images
Another x uses unjust that the device could reemple those emergency pendants worn by Older adults – “Help! – But with chatgpt instead of a nurse. A brutal meme, but it raises a valid point: if the device is meant to be always-on, context-aware, and worn, why not market to Older users, too?
Although, if this is for the Olds, Should it use Google Gemini Instead? Burn!
X user Peter hu proposed an ai-powered Nail clipper. Yes, it’s absurd, and no, it doesn’t make sense. But The Design? Low-Key Fire.
Here’s mocked up a vape pen with a chatgpt twist. Inhale wisdom, existential dread.
Some of the Most Surreal Concepts Look Like Direct Plugs ino Your Skull. There’s a “Matrix” or “Severans” vibe here, suggesting a future where chatgt lives in your head a helpful parasite.
This one below is cute!
I Asked Chatgt to take a guess. The Answer was not impressive. No Wonder Openai Paid $ 6.5 Billion for Ive’s Hardware Design Startup.
Chatgt guessses what device ive is design for openai. Alistir Barr/Chatgt
This Last One Is A Silicon Valley Insider Joke. IT’S ALSO A WARNING THAT IT’S EXTREMELY HARD TO REPLIC SMARTPHONES AS The Go-To Tech Gadget. It ‘s riff on the human pin, an ai Device that bombed already.
SCOOP: Leaked Photo of Openai’s New Hardware Product with Jony Ive. IT LOOKS TO BE A STAMP-SIZED DEVICE WITH A CAMERA THAT PINS TO A SHIRT AND A USER CAN INTERACT WITH VOICE OR EMK. More to come. Pic.twitter.com/rxmpfxnmbs
– Trunk Phan (@TrungtPhan) May 22, 2025
Cannai Openai Compete with Apple and Google?
This Device Matters Beyond Its Shape Because of What IT Represents. Right Now, Apple and Google Dominate the Interface Layer of Computing Through ios and Android Devices. If Openai Wants to Define How People Interact With ChatGpt, It Needs A Hardware Beachhead.
Humane’s he pin tried and failed. The Rabbit R1 Got Roasted. The Jury’s Still Out on Meta Ray-Bans. Can Ive and Altman Actually Crack the Code?
Knowing ive, we’ll probably be surpassed no matter what. The Real Product Could Be Something No One Predicted.
The breed to define the next Major Computing interface is officiously on. With Ive and Altman Teaming Up, Openai is MAKING A MAJOR BET THAT WE INTERACT WITH HE IS JUST AS IMPORT AS WHAT DO.
Wen the curtain lifts, and ive whispers “aluminum” in a design video, jaws will probably drop, and Competitors Will Scramble.
UNIL THEN, KEEP YOUR ENRERS WEIRD, YOUR GUSESSES WILD, AND YOUR BRAIN TUMBER IN TO BI. We’ll be here to cover every hilarious, ambitious, and brilliant twist along the way.
See you in 2027.
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