Photo: Jake Paul Via Instagram
A month after announcing Their Engagement-WHICH HAPPENED JUST SEENCE AFTER AFTERED Dating-Internet-CELEBRITY COUPLE PAUL PAUL AND TANA MONGEU WILLK DOWN THE AISLE THIS Weekend. The event is being held in las vegas at the graffiti mansion, a, well, mansion, that gets spray-painted with a new theme so offen. (The Most Recent Iteration Was Bright Red and Covered in Louis Vuitton and Supreme Logos.) Reception to follow at the Sugar FactoryWhere the couple’s menu includes chicken fingers, Fettuccini Alfredo, and oreo-stuffed chocolate-chip cookies. If you didn’t get an invite, don’t worry: mtv will be there to tape the which event.
(A brief primer in case all of the proper nouns in that you have scratching your head. Jake Paul is a vine star tournaed who runs an infamous social-media incubator Called 10. A new show out this year on mtv and is best known for her spectacular failed attempt to throw and alt -Vcon-an annual youtube fan convention-Called tanacon.)
“Jake Paul & Tana Mongeau Formally Invite You Plus 1 to Join Their Holy Cloutramony,” The Invites Read. “Come Camera Ready: What Happens in Vegas Will End up on YouTube.” Underneath Those Instructions and Above the Hashtag #janaforever Are the Logos of the Two Venurative As Team 10’s. It’s, well, a lot. Especilly when you consider it all Likely a stunt.
Paul Proposed on Mongeau’s 21st Birthday at a club in la vegas. She posted videos on Instagram of a diamond ring On her hand and a cake, also sporting a ring, that reads “Will you marry with tana?” The couple followed up with Photos from A, Let’s Say, Non-Traditional Engagement Photoshoot. The Ring, It Was Later Revealed, Reportedly Cost Paul A Whopping $ 125 Dollars. IT’s fake. (He late bought her a roles a rolex for a Vlog.) Mongeau and Her Fancé, Howver, Insist Their Engagement – and This Weekend’s Nuptials – Are Real.
Jake’s Older Brother, Logan Paul, Best Known for That Time He Found an Apparent Suicide Hanging From a Tree in Japan and Filmed the Body for a YouTube Vlog, Prompting Him to Be Temporary Cancecelled Worldwide, was initially not onboard. During a recent interview with Barstool Sports’ KFC radiohe Outright Said His Brother’s Engagement to mongeau is fake. “I do not tell, bro. I do not know what going on there, man. I had an opportunity to do the fake Relationship,” Paul Said, explaining that in Such a set of parties the Other to be in a Relationship. “There’s no exchange but you can make Money Money Together. Like Say You Make Merch Together you probably Split Like, 50-50.” Paul, Accounting to Mongeau’s Twitter, Has Since Been Convinced that #jana is Real, A Realization Who Mongich Says Moved Her Potential Future Brother-In-Law to Tears. (Paul and Mongeau have Said they Will Sign a Prenup.)
This isn’the the first time has engineed a relationship. He used to date youtuber and then-fellow team 10 Member Erika Costell. They were know to fans as #Jerika and sold merch to match. The Two Performed Paul’s Song “Jerika” During A Live Show I Attended in New York City 2018. Paul Called Costell “Cute Like a Chicken Wing.” The Choreography Mostly Involved the Two of The Holding Each Other and Staring Lovingly. The Kids in the Crowd Lost Their Dang Minds. The two eventually got “Maried” – there was, of COURSE, A VIDEO – and months late, after a drama Split, Paul Likened Their Relationship to the WWE. “People know that.”
Since the Engagement, Media Coverage has been a flurry of headlines like “tana and jake how they are for real”; “Sources Close to Influencer Couple Say Mariage is Fake”; and “Who the hell are Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau anyway?” This, of COURSE, IS Exactly What Mongeau and Paul Wanted to Happen We Started this Whirlwind Relationship. Celebrities have been getting marries for social capital and attention synce the dawn of time… or at least the dawn of People Magazine. It seames, maybe, that paul and mongeau just have – and i cannot believe i’m saying this – the good sense to avoide legal that will will require untangling down the road. Keep the party, get the sponsorships and the press attention, and avoid all the rest. (Alternatively, there’s Always The “Trick your partner into Thinking you got legally married“Option recently made famous by Andy Potamkin, an heiress to the potamkin auto Group.)
And really, isn’t that kind of what all weddings are About? Or at least what a Certain type of wedding has devolved into culturally? Weddings Make a Show of Flexing Wealth and Populariy for ATTENTION. This event’s event is just happening on an influencer scale. (An influenic recently Pitched sponsors and brands on an elaborate and now-infamous plan for a proposal to give you a sense of the World We’re Living in.)
The Aventure American Wedding In 2018 Cost $33,000Accinding to a survey by the knot. (This figure was not inclusively the honemoon expenses.) For wedding guest, that figure comes out to about $ 258 on each person a couple invites to their wedding. The Aventure Headcount was 136 People. These are Fancy Parties Thrown, Hopefully, to Celebrate Loving and Healthy Partnerships. But Also They Are Fancy Parties Thrown to Show Your Guests a Great Time. To show your guests you have the means to show say a great time. To show the People who did you didn’t invite what a great time you’re having with. And to, in exchange for Said Great Time, have somebody buy you some new tyels and chip in for a vacation to Greece and Gift You a damn kitchenaid stand mixer. Except Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul Don’t Want a Mixer. They Want Fame.
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