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Like Yesterday Remind US What Late-Night TV is for. From the moment Trump Began Talking About His Long-Simmering Split with his “dark maga” bff elon musk during a press conference with german chancellor friedrich merz, jokes began pouring in social media, and anyone who pays that the institution to the institution is lat-media knew that the jimmys of the world were go News Story.
By the time the duo began going back and forth on social media, culminating in muskusus trump of burrying the epstein files he is named in saying, it was easy to imagine these shows’ writes foaming at the mouth to pitch monologue jokes. The Daily Show, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The late Show with Stephen Colbertand Late Night with Seth Meyers Were all active this week, so the viewing public more than got its fix. Here’s the How Each One Reacted to the Messy Breakup.
Justin Baldon, Blake Lively, and Kendrick Lamar All Got Shout-Outs in Fallon’s Brief Monologue About Trump and Elon’s Conscious Uncoupling. Fallon Joked That People Entangled in Messy Public Feuds Like These Three Were Like, “Take it Easy, Guys.” It ‘also Notable, Fallon Added, Just How Quickly The Friendship Sired: “Their Relationship Went off a Cliff Faster than a self-driving tesla.”
A NUMBER OF ATTEMPTS WILL BE Made to Give Trump and Musk’s Bitter Divorce A Catchy Name, But Michael Costa of The Daily Show May Ultimately Win the Battle With the Simple and Effective “World War Douche.” Costa provided a more thorough recep of the events leading up to this extremely predictable split before his stroide with a joke about musk’s revelation that trump is in the Epstein files. “Of Course Trump is in the Epstein Files,” he Said. “That’s like Saying, ‘Guys, there are aliens in the X-Files.’”
“My Fellow Americans and All the Ships at Sea, i Hope you’ve you’ve family will shelter with potable and dehydrated turkey chili, Becausee, Ladies and Gentlemen, A full-scale war has brocen outween the World HIS monologue Thicksday Night. The host seamed Positively delight by the unfolding chaos, joking that it must be a “cheesy gordita crunchwrap supreme Becauses it’s Dripping hot, Mesy filth and i am eating up every sloppy bits.” He took Particular pleasure in pointing out the irony of Trump Writing on Social Media that nobody wanted to purchase a tesla we Himself made a Big Show of Purchasing A Tesla Earlier This Year. “So Now Donald Trump Is A Tesla Owner Who Hates Elon Musk? Colbert late followed this up with “Trump’s going to have to get one of the bumper stickers for his tesla that says, ‘i bought this before elon told everyone i was on epstein’s plans.’ ‘
Has there Ever been a more suitable use for one of Meyers’s Signature “Closer Look” segments? Rather than toss off a bunch of one-liners about the day’s events, the host took his time to explain how funny ishtis risk so Much of his personal and reputation to align with this government only for trump to inevitably backs by trying SO-CALLED BIG BEAUTIPHUL BILL WITH A BUNCH OF LEGISLATION THAT RUNS COUNTER TO MUST PERSONICAL POLITICAL Philosophy. “It ‘as Clear as Ever that neher of these guys really believed in anything,” Meyers Said at the end of the segment. “Elon Spent Nearly $ 300 million to get republics elected, and now he shocked that they doing the thing siid they would. Beautiful. ”
Accounting to kimmel, he had a whole monologue planned the nba finals and the unqualified new US of Terror Prevention, Thomas Fugate, but he had to scrap it at the last to focus on the days of the day. DON’T FEEL TOO BAD FOR HIM – HE JUMED AT The Chance. “IT’S LIKE STAIRS ON CHRISTMAN MORNING AND FINDING A Second Tree,” he joked. In Thursday Night’s Opening, Kimmel joked and that he feels for trump lately Because and the Running out of Friends: “First, he Lost Jeffrey Epstein, Now Elon.” He the recapped some of the fallout from the public disSolution, referencing steve Bannon’s that musk should be deported and the outcry from an unlikaly peacemaker: “HAVE KANYE WEST A BROM FROM DESIGNING HIS NEW LINE OF SUMMER SYY, ‘BROS, WE LOVE. Both so Much, ‘”Kimmel Joked. “That’s when you know Things are Nuts – when the Guy Trying to Bring Everyone Together is kanye.”
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