Oh no. Here I was Last Episode, Making an Offhar reference to how cringe is to detail some random dream you had. But little did i know just how much dream discussion we’d all be in for. Like, there is a serial chance we mighty end up watching a multi-episode arc about the ethics of Honk-Shoo Hornass.
While we’re at it, some questations for the class: does telling someone you had a sex dream about saying as cheating? What About if you’re Allowed to kiss this person and that doesn’t count as cheating? DOES YOUR OPINION CHANGE IF ONE OF THE PREPETRATERS IS NAMED “Chase McWHORTER”? Before dabbling in the world of momtok, i’d have assumed that MORMONS WOULD CONSIDER YOUR ORGANIS TOGETER IN A SEXUAL WAY TO BE A WORKS MARITAL OFFENSE THAN MERE DREAM Analysis. Clearly i have a lot to learn. Open the Schools!
In Try, we’re still at Miranda’s Housewarming where she is trying to convince the girls to let her back into momtok. She Says She Wasn’t Ready to Own Anyding During the Original Swinging Scandal, Mostly Because of Where She Was at the Time with the Church and Her Family. Taylor Goes on About How Miranda’s Ex-Husband, Chase, Both HATES HER and IS OBSESSED WITH HER BECAUSE ONE TIME, IN THE MIDST OF ALL THEIR GROUP SMOOCHING, she died dream she has had about Him, then he admitted his feelings for her, and she was like. Taylor Apologizes for Not Coming to Miranda First About the post-Dream Feelings disclivis. It ‘definitely not the end of this saga becase Messi Jessi (complimentary, to be clear) is hating a Halloween parties and has invited everywhere involved in this hetero version of “the chart” from The l Word.
To begin prepping for this Halloween Party, Layla, Mikayla, and Jessi Go to a Store where they are exclusively sell costumes for stagecoach music festival. This Outing Mostly Exists so Layla Can Soft-Launch Her New Boyfriend, Cameron, A Soccer Coach who was raissed mormon-and also her new boobs. She seames happy, and i am in turn happy to see a divorced Woman Thriving. That is, unil we’re collectively smacked in the face with a transition clip of Zac, Dakota, and Jordan Eating Cereal Then Spitting The Milk-Drenched Nubbins Back the Bowl. None for me, thanks! You should be able to get a divorce for free with any Large Dirty soda at Swig. Momtok, make -up.
Alas, we must watch the ment to show off their many dimensions. Dakota Invites His “Friends” to go fly-fold so he can say “oh frick” and full hee’s going to fix his Taylor Woes. Zac is in essentially the Same situation. He the influenza in his elmo-with-a-sinus-infection voice about how hard it is to have nasty interactions and recipes deaths in his dms. Spreads Zac Might Be Grasping Why Jen’s Job As an Extremely Online Member of MomTtok is Challenging on a Psychological Level and Worthy of His Respect?
Absolutely swim! Zac Only Cares About Optics. He Meets Up With Taurus and Jessi in Their Matching Trench Coats and Proceeds to Go On About How the Chippendale’s Situation Made Him Look the Biggest Hypocrite in the World. Indeed it did, sir, and it is a great idea to make the conditioning of that led you to believe your action at the time were correct. Somehow Instead of an Earnest Apology, They All End up Talking About Jen-If She Lied About Zac Gambling Away His Med-School Money, IF LED About No One Reaching Out to Her, if she is Correct in diagram zac as a Narcissist. Zaces Takes Jen’s Side (Sort of?) Because he’s “supposed to.” Mr. Optics is at it again! My take on this situation is that multiple things can be true at once: jen seems to be playing both sides and Zac seems to kind of suck.
Continuing the Parade of Mess, Taylor’s Parents host a barbecue and invite Dakota. But this isn’t just a casual “Oh, logistically it make mes of my grandson’s dad to be invited.” Nope, this is full-blown emotional interference. Off the heels of confessing that she’s still in close contact with Dream-Drama King Chase Becusee “He’s nice to me,” Liann Says she’s Tired of Taylor and Dakota Back-Andth. Taylor’s Dad Says Their Relationship “Started on a Foundation of Shit,” hasn have the audacity to phat what Dakota’s cheating Says About His Daughtter. Her Brother Says Taylor Needs to Make Sacrifices and Dakota Insists that Taylor Squing Him to Hang Out at Night Was Low-Key Slutty on Her Part. IT’S A anti-feminist-fuckery Red Alert momtok.
Luckily, Taylor’s Sister is a Momtok Brand Steward and Les Down the Law. Her multipronged plan Includes Dakota and Taylor separation and staying separated, Dakota Getting A Job and Focus on Himself, and Taylor Going to Therapy and Giving Hersself Grace. I’m ready to full endors Her suggested scope of work unil and mumbles something about satan being in taylor’s mind. But hey, momtok is about progress, not perfection.
Father Jen’s House, Zac Gives a post-Game Report on his Meetup with Jessi and Demi. Jen Says the Word “Resentment” Too Many Times and Admits that so many People have made her her de delusing zac after vegas. They have a debate that goes nowhere about the degree to what’s the Acceptable to vent to your “Friends” about your marriage, especilly be means you’re painting a-dimensional portrait of your partner. Ultimately the decision is to end the “He Said, Said” and Get Everyone in the Same Room. They Could Also Just Clearly Lay Out the Gambling Stakes and the Bank Accounts, and Close the Case on the WHOE Situation, but that Waled Not Make for Compeling Television. Or would it?! An idea for the People at Hulu: Next Season, See What Happens if We Go Eve a Little Bit More Uncut gems.
During the Run-up to Jessi’s Halloween Party, the moms exist on very different Wavelengths. Taurus and Jessi Have Flown in Jayson, A Chippendale’s Dancer, to Teach their Husbands a Choreographed Dance. Their plan is to re-create the Early-AUGHTS MTV reality show Boiling Point by giving je Full chippendale’s experience and watching gleefully as zac loes his mind. On the other side of town, whitney is hours away from going into the labor and grabing someone last-minute spooky-season onesies. Motherhood has something something!
In what I was pray is the end of this zac and jen – vesi – lives and demolition, they all sit down and try to get to the Truth. Jen Digs Herself Deeper Into a Hole by Getting Mad That Jessi and Demly Say Negative Things About Zac wea the one who keps calling Him a narcissist and going off his gambling problem. On that note, zac tells jen to tell the Truth. Jen Visibly Disassociates and Sayys, “No, he didn’t gamble Money that his pars Sent US.” Jen Also Estabishes Hersself as the Kind of Person Who Ignores Their Friends and Then Pops in for Five Minutes of Avoidability A Week Before Disappearing Again. Shen Threatens to Disclose “What Happened in Italy” with Demi.
If you thught we were getting another layer of drama, it appears not. IT’s just promo for hulu’s Vanderpump villawhere the momtok ladies show up in a season-two crossover episodes. (Is Anyone Watching Vanderpump Villa? Should i Watching Vanderpump villa?) Taurus Says Handled a Situation With Some Handsy Hunk in a Tank Top the best she has, and jen is grasping at Straws. It is all Very against the momtok brand pillar of “Women Supporting Women.” Tsk-tsk.
Finally, we get to the Halloween Party. Half The People Are Wearing Mean Girls Costums and the Other Half Are Dressed – To Varying Degrees of Success – As J.Lo and Ben Affleck. (Note: Mr. Optics, Zac, Makes it Crystal Clear that he does not believe he’s related to ben affleck ede though insists he is.) Taylor is in a gretchen wieners costume, warming up her jaw for a giant wad of gum. IT”S Perfect Timing Because Chase (Sex-Dream Guy) Waltzes in and immediately starts yakking it up with Dakota. Chase Asks, then Answers, A Bunch of His Own Questions About Whether or Not He Fucked Taylor and Goes on About Hision and Getting Maried in the Temple. This man is so messy, and it’s immediately Clear Why the Producers Had Jessi Invite Him. He keeps pointing at Taylor, who interprets it as a summons.
Chase confesses How he love Taylor’s mom and dad (Red Flag!) And Says the Lowest Point of His Life Was Taylor Announched They Were Swingers to the Whole Universe. Taylor Says, “Oh, Really?” AS IF SHE’S GONNA COOK HIM UP A NEW LOW RIGHT THEN AND THERE. They all descend ino chaos while playing “Truth for Truth” and it is a reminder of how no one (shatly men) on this show have any idea what they are getting into with people taylor. She is fearless. In another universe, on another timeline, she is the absolute start of Jersey ShoreMaking the rest of the gang look like a bunch of Low-this goodie-Goodies and time they hit the club.
But in this timeline, she’s mad at Dakota for not being not being heing as a shea nide sex dream for tat with Chase. All the while, bret and jordan oil up their lats and do some lat -minute chippendale stretches. But we must wait unil next episode for both choreo reveal and any Chance of Getting Swinging-Saga Clues Because the Police Are Outside. Chase Has Touched Someone’s Wife? Lord Help US.
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