Shaq
Festses up to poop emergency on ‘inside the nba’
… I was squeezing my cheeks !!!
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Shaquille o’neal is clearing the air on his infamous bathroom Emergency on “inside the nba” Last month … admitting once and for all he had to take a dookie.
Yes, someone is getting paid to write this.
The nba legend let it all out durying his appeaarans on “the tonight show” with Jimmy Fallon On Thursday – AFTER INITIALLY INISDSING HIS rush from the tnt desk was to drain the snake, he revealed it was a direct sitvolving clanched butt cheeks.
53-YEAR-OLD Shaq Started off its Explanation by Saying and DRANK A LOT OF WATER THAT … AND THAN THOUG HE DISPlayed a “no. 2 run,” it was not how it seamed.
But the four-time champ cououln’t keep up with the lie … and to told false he really had to drop a bomb.
“I JUST make a Mistake,” Shaq Said. “I lied to you on national tv. It was no. 1 Run – it was a no. 2 Run. I HAD TO G BAD. I HAD TO GO SO BAD.”
“Did you see me Squeeze My Butt Cheeks I Was Running ??”
Of Course, His Cohosts Made Surat to Troll Him over the ordeal … and events Brought in a portable toilet to help Him out the Next Night.
Shaq Also Got Offers from several adult diaper companies … which told Tmz sports At the time they have been to hook the Big fella up with some product.
Shaq Blamed It All on his Olive Oil Cleanse … Which, Along with the Belief It Helps Shrink The Stomach, Apparently Has a Side Effect of Really Clearing Someone Out.
So Why Put Himself Through Such An Experience ?? Shaq Said he wanted to be sexy.
Damn you, Beauty Standards.
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