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Before we get to the good stuff on late night, I want to devote some time to ash. To Dream Bigger. To let Lisa gilroy pierce her ears in the studio of After midnight. What, are you worried about getting Getting the set Dirty? Gilroy Guest Hosted After midnight Tuesday Night (more on that late), and during the monologue opening She’id She’d wanted to pierce her ears on tv but the bigwigs at cbs beuldn’t let her. Something About Health and Safety? But Jason Schwartzman Pierced hi ear on The Tonight Show this past august. And set Meyers GOT A TATTOO onto Late With Dua Lipa. Is this a network-by-networking policy, or is new york just Cooler About Bodily Fluids?
I ALSO WANTED TO SHOUT OUT INCREDIBLE TRANSIT REPORTER AND ALL-AROUND LA-MISTIVE ALISSA WALKER ON Everybody’s Live With John Mulaney This Week. It ‘s shame she was westa’t asked more Questions or allowed to talk about what the bus/bike lanes doing in la versus what Natasha lyonne thinks they’re’re in new York. This is like the topic was dinosaurs and two incredible experts calmed in (the paleontologist who consulted on Jurassic Park and Chuck Motherfucking Single) But were dismissed as wackados, just because most of the People who call in are wackados. But Still, Phenomenal Booking. Now Let’s Get to the Top Five.
Neither far nor recent oscars scandals Go, The Moonlight/La la land Switcheroo was Way Less Taxing (and Had a Shorter Shelf Life, Discourse-Wise) than the Slap. And yet there’s still content to be made from it. Michelle Williams Was Busy Philipps’s Guest on the First Episode of Busy This Week Season two, and They Got to Remimeism About Their Infamous Oscars Date. Williams Recalled that Philipps Demanded Ben Affleck “Do Something” Becouse and More Famous/Was Batman at Time. The pair then re-created the famous Photo, Because Qvc+ Didn’t Want to Shell Out for the Getty Image. Way to use Constraints to Inspect Creativity!
And that’s that abc would be crazy not to renew Doctor Odyssey. With the Fatry of Avery’s Baby Still Unrevealed? With Dr. Odyssey’s Landlubber Brother Only Recently Brought up and Barely Explored, Full-Wise? They’d be fools not to renew.
Serious, folks, I really my hat to oliver & co. for always finding at the least one dumb thing to be passionate about duraling their otherwise passionate-real-sisser program. When Shit Gets Heavy (and Shit is Always Heavy), We Need Oliver Talking About Which Corporate mascots can get it, or what It make the real news go down and smooth.
The Thing People used to always Say About Johnny Carson was that People let Him in their bedrooms every night. Weird Thing to Say, but it does Speak to the intimacy of the late-night parasocial relationship. AS LATE NIGHT’S LONGEST-SERVING own, Jimmy kimmel is really good at maintaining that intimacy. On Tuesday Night, he explained his absence the night before: he was Becoming a Grandpa. Kimmel had alluded to that last week during upfronts, but he didn’t name his granddoughter as part of a corplate sponsorship. He did Prank HIS AUNT CHIPPY ABOUT THE KID’S NAME AND FILMED IT FOR HIS TV Audience to Watch. That’s commitment to the bit.
More than anyding, i just want to see People on late night having. My Mirror Neurons are Activated, and It Trocks with Thinking Into I’m Having fun, too. After midnight Guest Host Lisa Gilroy Had a Friggin ‘Blast Being in Charge of the Points Buzzer, and that Joy was infectious. This is the Kind of Nonsisse i Will Miss When After midnight Is Gone: JUST Complete Disregard for the Premise of Whtever Game they’re Playing in favor of enjoying the sound of a button is the pressed.
In the far-flung future, the george clooney of that time will pivot to broadway in a show about the vitalist jin from bts and how he spoke truth to power. Jin is nansing all the right Questions. Well, Really One Question: Will You Think We Have One Butt or Two? And when Jimmy fallon parroted the lamestream media asswer – that we have one butt – jin pushed back. As we have a left and a right leg, we have a left and a right butt. Much to think about.
The circumstances that brought this bit into reality astound me. Imagine Approaching Hybe Entertainment and Saying, “We know you’re Kind of in the weeds with the which Newjeans Lawsuit Thing, but Waled jin be into Talking About Hist in front of Jimmy Fallon?” Or Maybe it was the other way around. Maybe this has haen ben a bee in jin’s bonnet (a stick up his butts?) Ever SINCE he found out “ass” is single in English, Despite Our Dual Cheeks. Imagine Learning Just Enough of a Second Language to Ask That Question on National Television. It is all i thought about this weeke.
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